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P-T: A ! C-P B-U-T !

U N A T-P ?

U N A J-L ?

A, U B 2 O-L 4 A P-M C-S-T !

 

K-T: S I M, D-R !

A ! I C A B N A M-T O-L !

C ! 1 8 A P-N-E .

I 8 M ; 1 O-A !

O 4 A 2-L , A M-R 4 D X !!

 

P-T: L , M N O B .

A R N-6 .

I K-M 2 C U !!

N-E-1 C A B N D C-T ? 

U C N L-F-N N D L-F-8-R ? /:(

 

K-T: O , S A R , 2 !!

C D E-D B-D I ?

1 S A B-Z B .

Z N-R-G F-X M 2 X-S .

C M B-N A Q-T ?

E N O N-M-E !!

 

P-T: F U C A B , I-L W $ N A I O U .

H-U ! ... N-Q !

Y M I B-N D-Z N N T-S ?

S N O A !

 

K-T: I N O .

Y U Y-N-N?

R U N D I-V ?

A ! N-D , 1 B S N A J-R !

S F E S A U-M-N B-N !

 

P-T: H-A-R ??

E S N N-M-L !!

? ... !

O , K-T , I M C-N X-L-N E-R !

Y , I B ! E S A B, N-D !

G , K-T , U R O-K .  :)

 

K-T: Y-N N-E-1 ?

I F-N N-E-1 2 C ,

L E-F-N-N !!

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